niknak79:

Same to you broccoli

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

• Everyone on tumblr: i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
• Me: i'm ugly *actually ugly*

• person: i like you
• me: why

jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

dstroyed:

✚

slantededge:

at my future wedding and funeral service